Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Randolph Morris, Thank You

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2964392

That whole story ALONE could speak for itself.

Thank you, Randolph Morris.

And just to show how not fully reading a title is a bad thing, I had checked my RSS feed this afternoon of NBA.com, and read it quickly that I thought it said "Randolph arrested for reckless driving". And I was like "...dude, already?!" and called my friend, who then told me "It was Randolph Morris, you idiot." Then I read the article and all was clear.

Randolph Morris was just fantastic in the Summer League...so of course he'll get about as much time playing as he did during those games last season that he played, all three (or was it four?) of them. I mean, come on Isiah. You may have a knack for drafting good, but the fact that Randolph Morris, who was only charged for reckless driving by the way readers (All 0 of you...), is going to play less minutes than Jerome James, who has been charged by Knicks fans all year of not, you know, doing anything in the time he plays, saddens me. Almost as much as that run-on sentence I just made.

So Isiah, what to do? FOLLOW THE NAME OF THIS BLOG AND WAIVE JEROME JAMES. He's a useless tub of lard. What are you going to miss with him gone? Empty candy jars in your office?

In other Knick news, I hear Zach Randolph skipped practice...Normally that would mean trouble, but I think Randolph Morris has saved Zach from getting too much in trouble.

Friday, August 3, 2007

Only a team like Golden State would sign Austin Croshere

According to nba.com, The Golden State Warriors signed Austin Croshere.

...Wow.

Just...wow. You mean they're happy to add that useless lug's 3.7 rebounds and 3.0 points per game over hard working players who busted their ass for nothing like Matt Barnes and Pietrus? What are they smoking?

I'll let the first sentence of this blog speak for itself. There's NO way any sane human being would've signed an idiot like Croshere to a contract. He can't shoot unless he's wide open with no one guarding him, can't play defense, well...can't do ANYTHING. So why would the Warriors sign him?

Why must these hug lugs of talentless crap STILL be playing for teams? Jerome James, Michael Olawakandi, the list goes on and on. It just makes me scratch my head sometimes, it really does. I mean, the logic just astounds me.

Whatever, it's not like Golden State's going to be any better. 42-40 is pretty much the best you can get with that team. I mean if Baron Davis didn't play an average of 30 games a year, then they'd be 50-32 EASY. But he just gets so hurt. Is his body made of cheap plastic?

And Don Nelson is rambling on about how he needs an extra three million for the job he's done so far? Dude, you're almost as old as Bill Fitch, you have no idea what the hell you're doing out there anymore, give it up. I mean sure, you can make Avery Johnson shit his pants in fear at the sight of you and your team, but what else? You proved that Dallas is the only team your team can beat, as proven by the ass kicking you got from Utah.

I mean, I love watching Golden State, but enough is enough, this gives me a headache.